There’ll be no screamers, flashing images, upsetting fake posts or otherwise potentially harmful or triggering content posted to this blog on April Fool’s Day.

I make no promises about puns or Rickrolling, though.

There’s a difference between disagreeing with certain aspects of tumblr social justice and automatically rejecting anything that has to do with social justice at all, whether it’s related to tumblr culture or not, in a contrarian way and I feel like an unfortunate amount of anti-sjw/anti-feminists types aren’t aware of that.

It may be because I’m so new to hockey but intermission interviews feel really pointless to me

Interviewer: So you guys were hockeying pretty hard out there but the other team is hockeying as well. How are you going to hockey all the hockey?
Breathless, exhausted player :Yeah we’re hockeying hard but the other team is also hockeying hard. To hockey all the hockey we’re going to have to hockey even harder until we hockey the hardest.
Interviewer: Thank you and good luck with the hockey.
Breathless, exhausted player : You’re welcome (Oh thank god i can go now)

allonsyforever:

Tumblr mobile: I didn’t post your post. It went into the void and it’s gone now
Tumblr mobile 2 minutes later: I posted it 16 times in a row for emphasis

starghouls:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

monobeartheater:

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

cnnrmcdvd:

I love the noise of hockey

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

chaolswesfalls:

Everyone has at least one character who’s death you ignore and pretend it never happened.

pizzaback:

slab-o-meat:

slab-o-meat:

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

but you were right