8ky:
U know when you like someone so much n it just hurts your heart
Tag: ..yeah
being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
That’s a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism
ibelieveinthelittletreetopper:
“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad
I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.
imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.
Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit
Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram
Give Asimov an actual real robot
Show Lovecraft a mixed-race president and watch him shit himself in fear and anger
Poor George Orwell. “I wasn’t writing a fucking instruction manual.”
I would like Jesus to clear up a few things
Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode
even though the date on the photo literally dates it to 2 months ago, this gives off strong feelings of being in the 90s
Websites should tell their password restrictions when you try to log in so you know if you made a slight change to your usual password or not if you come back after a long period of time.
reminder that it’s okay to not know what the fuck is going on sometimes
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
why would i do that lmao
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free
Maybe don’t speak for everyone with your disorder when you’re talking about ADHD friend pal because sure it may calm you down but I literally watched a kid get a sugar high from syrup this morning and they have adhd so.. maybe don’t
ifesbob 