Something very important I’ve learned from trial and error, constant exhaustion, and non-stop arguing with the most aggravating people: I don’t have to give a shit. I don’t have to say anything. I can just walk away and let people be dumb. I used to see something controversial and try to form an opinion about it but now I can just think “I’m not gonna touch that with a 15 foot pole.” and move on with my life.
My two favorite conspiracy theories that I’m pretty sure aren’t conspiracies at all because they’re actually true: Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard/robot/alien trying to take over the world and Justin Trudeau is the illegitimate son of Fidel Castro.
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