vernarchangel:

thatsatanicbatqueen:

justracoonthoughts:

157-bees:

plainwallpaper:

fencehopping:

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????

magic spell

I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”

everyone in the notes either has allergies or is a whore

The problem is there AREN’T ENOUGH female trees so the pollen gets this bad. The female trees don’t produce pollen and absorb the pollen from the male trees. Because so MANY towns, villages and cities seem to REFUSE to plant female trees we are going to keep having this problem and it’s going to consistently get worse with every year.

Source: fencehopping

firyfox:

One thing I realized recently is that they might’ve given Cyril the gray temples so that his glasses wouldn’t blend into his hair

Source: sidewith

death2america:

foulserpent:

i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient

inspireschoolofartsandsciences:

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard