*owen wilson voice* Wow!
WOW!
Tag: wow
Clapping Banned
I think this was last year, but anyways, clapping became a thing at my school. It was crazy. At first it started out small like a few kids clapping when a teacher walked into the room, but a week later it was the whole class clapping when anyone walked into a room. It was loud, there was cheering and screaming as if someone famous had walked in, and let me just say.. This happened to every. person. I mean if you were the second one through the door to a class, that one person sitting there would be clapping. You could hear the clapping from other classes on the other hall. So one day, we’re all sitting at lunch when the principal stands up on the stage(there was a stage type thing in the cafeteria, idk why), and announces that clapping is banned. Anyone who claps will be given a warning, but if they do it again, a referral. And suddenly, the whole cafeteria is quiet.
And then we start clapping.
this is the angriest bird i’ve ever seen
I don’t know much about birds, so I looked this up – turns out, round cages like that one are bad for birds, because they only feel safe when they have corners so if they can’t find one, they become very anxious and scared and this can lead to health problems. That’s why cockatoos hate those cages and why this worker of the Saskatoon Parrot Rescue (Canada) is destroying it. So this bird (Pebble) isn’t upset at the loss of the cage, as some websites say, but is actually trying to join in by expressing its glee that the stupid thing is gone.
Another good thing is that the Daily Mail tagged this as WARNING: BIRD LANGUAGE and actually put ‘bleep’ sounds on every single fuck and fucking that comes out of that cockatoo’s beak.
I love this birb
lol I need captions for the bird
i almost fucking flipped out at this until i saw the last line
Sidney Crosby: Takes out a player’s finger.
@everyone in NHL: What? It got in the way of his stick??? How rude??? That player should get a penalty for hurting Sid’s stick like that. It was disgusting and absolutely a cheap shot.
What the actual fuck happened.
I go to sleep and wake up to this. Please fill me in.
– Mod Genji
Some of the mods had a huge falling out, Dva, Mercy, Mcree, and Sombra possibly left the blog, reaper I think is taking over, all the people who left came back, Zenyatta MIGHT have came back, the server received a bunch of raiders trying to leak the discord server chat room for god knows what reason, Reaper again went too far and suicide baited someone possibly idk, the situation went so out of hand so fast.
All while 76 was working on a speech and dealing with other people. Conclusion hot damm. – admin 76
Client: I put these documents in the fax machine,
but they didn’t come back out.Me: That’s the paper shredder.
Client: Oh! Can you set it to reverse? Those papers are very important.