Tag: words

hello-kitty-senpai:

sporty-cus:

teddylacroix:

notalwaysluminous:

mrkevinmchale:

buzzfeed:

21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

im crying

a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

I forgot the word fork. I was trying to find the world and explained it as ‘ like a pitchfork’ then immediately realized my mistake

i forgot Milk and all related words so i mimed milking a cow.

Source: bzfd.it

parasite-core:

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

Don’t forget my personal favorite: I Started Saying That Ironically And Now I Say It All The Time

mutantlexi:

moxperidot:

tilthat:

TIL that in the rest of the world, a “Yankee” is an American. In America, a “Yankee” is a Northerner. In the North, a “Yankee” is a New Englander. In New England, a “Yankee” is a Vermonter. And in Vermont, a “Yankee” is someone who eats pie for breakfast.

via reddit.com

it’s like taxonomy – a person who eats pie for breakfast in Vermont is a Yankee Yankee Yankee Yankee Yankee

in Japan, a yanki is a juvenile delinquent

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venusian–eye:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

transgenderer:

memeufacturing:

weird how people say “ice rink” even though thers like no other type of rink. also more importantly what the fuck is a rink 

roller rink……

clearly a “rink” is any sort of zone where you move around in strange footwear

Origin of rink: 1325-75; Middle English (Scots) renk: area for a battle, joust, or race / Middle French, renc.

meet me in the fucking renk