shitstormcomin:

today i looked up lost words and these are my favorites:

airgonaut n 1784 -1784
one who journeys through the air
Balloonists, skydivers and other airgonauts are all a little mad, if you ask me.

alabandical adj 1656 -1775
barbarous; stupefied from drink
His behaviour after the party was positively alabandical.

amarulence n 1731 -1755
bitterness; spite
After losing her job to a less qualified man, she was full of amarulence.

amorevolous adj 1670 -1670
affectionate; loving
Our father, though amorevolous, could be a strict taskmaster at times.

apanthropinization n 1880 -1880
withdrawal from human concerns or the human world
His life as a hermit in the woods was characterized by apanthropinization.

aquabib n 1731 -1883
water-drinker
I was never much of an aquabib, and always preferred harder libations.

artigrapher n 1753 -1753
writer or composer of a grammar; a grammarian
Today’s prescriptivists are no better than the artigraphers of the Renaissance.

boscaresque adj 1734 -1734
picturesque; scenically wooded
Despite northern England’s industrial pollution, parts of it remain boscaresque.

crocitation n 1623 -1656
croaking; cawing
The crocitation of the gulls meant that I got no sleep last night.

dodrantal adj 1656 -1883
of nine inches in length
The male stripper’s dodrantal instrument impressed the ladies greatly.

ephydriad n 1823 -1823
water-nymph
The synchronized swimmers were like ephydriads, full of natural grace.

essomenic adj 1771 -1771
showing things as they will be in the future
The essomenic properties of crystal balls are very much in dispute.

fabrefaction n 1652 -1678
act of fashioning or making a work of art
The sculptor felt that fabrefaction was more important than the end result.

latibule n 1623 -1691
hiding place
The girl emerged triumphantly from her latibule, only to find her friends had already left.

lignatile adj 1855 -1855
living or growing on wood
She collected lignatile mushrooms on her hike, confident in her identifications.

magastromancy n 1652 -1652
magical astrology
Her reliance on magastromancy to decide the students’ grades got her in trouble.

murklins adv 1568 -1674
in the dark
She stumbled murklins about the house until she found the light switch.

nepheliad n 1818 -1821
cloud-nymph
Like a nepheliad, the skydiver dove gracefully through the clouds.

nerterology n 1800 -1800
learning relating to the dead or the underworld
Her inquiries into nerterology were inspired by a youthful visit to a medieval crypt.

quaeritate v 1657 -1657
to question; to inquire
If I might quaeritate, why are we headed in the wrong direction on the trail?

scaevity n 1623 -1658
unluckiness; left-handedness
She attributed her failure to evil forces, but her family felt it was a matter of scaevity.

scelidate adj 1877 -1877
having legs; legged
The legless dragon of Eastern myth contrasts with its scelidate Western counterpart.

senticous adj 1657 -1657
prickly; thorny
He pricked himself on a senticous bush as he searched about for his golf ball.

siagonology n 1895 -1895
study of jaw-bones
Reliance on siagonology alone led to the proliferation of the Piltdown Man hoax.

sparsile adj 1891 -1891
of a star, not included in any constellation
The prevalence of sparsile stars today reflects technical advances in telescopy.

stagma n 1681 -1820
any distilled liquor
I will touch neither wine nor stagma, though I do occasionally partake of ale.

supellectile adj 1615 -1843
of the nature of furniture
Our apartment is full of knick-knacks, but is lacking in supellectile necessities.

thural adj 1624 -1714
of or pertaining to incense
The mysteries of the ancient order involved the burning of thural herbs.

vampirarchy n 1823 -1823
set of rulers comparable to vampires
Some believe that we are secretly ruled by the Illuminati or a similar vampirarchy.

venialia n 1654 -1654
minor sins or offences
Though he had done nothing heinous, all of his friends had been victims of his venialia.

boggoth:

arondeus:

theotherguysride:

academicssay:

On poverty and pronunciation in academia

Oh.

Why I never mock or even bring attention to mispronunciation in a conversation, and will snap down anyone who tries to

Besides poverty, for many peoplevEnglish is a second (or third+) language and has weird rules too.

Most of the time, even when words are mispronounced, they’re still understandable if you make an effort. Just be patient and don’t look down on people who mispronounce!

libertarirynn:

phantomrose96:

squidpop:

thejazzykittykat:

verbivore8642:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

paper-mario-wiki:

hey in case u dont know why “breaking the fourth wall” is called “breaking the fourth wall”:

in traditional stage play sets you only ever saw 3 walls in a room. if there were 4 walls you obviously wouldnt be able to see the actors since they would be blocked from view. that missing wall is removed from the physical set, and instead implied to be there. the characters act as if there is 4 walls completing the room even though there is only 3. however, when the character addresses the audience in some way they are effectively removing that barrier that we placed there, the 4th wall and, thus, “breaking the 4th wall”.

i know it seems pretty obvious when you think about it and im sure plenty of you already put it together in your head, but I didnt think about it for so long and just kinda accepted the phrase to mean “a character talking to the audience” without knowing why it was phrased that way. but now ya know.

derinthemadscientist:

madgastronomer:

hufflepug79:

shaymew:

spuddykins:

frodofeels:

my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. 

It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.

so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.” 

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shaymew

The Eurasian Brown Bear is Ursus arctos arctos

So literally “Bear Bear Bear”. The most bear a bear can be. 

So bear. Much roar. Wow.

Also! The Arctic Circle is named for the bears, not the other way ‘round. It’s the Circle With Bears In, and the Antarctic is the Circle (and continent) Away From Bears.

Are you telling us that the poles of our world are Bear Continent and Anti-Bear Continent

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

heroincherrry:

alaija:

someoneintheshadow456:

marril96:

kittyinhighheels:

heroincherrry:

lilypaw:

heroincherrry:

the-rice-cat:

yellcourse:

dysphoricprivilege:

too-easy-being-green:

yourewhythefucknot:

pianoprincesssara:

etheartist26:

loki-against-onision:

heroincherrry:

loki-against-onision:

heroincherrry:

im highkey convinced that 99% of americans cant name the 7 continents correctly

Africa, Australia, South America, North America, Antarctica, Asia, Europe (?)

Probably messed that up but eh

australia is not a continent lghjglkhjglk

its oceania which also includes n. zealand, polynesia, etc.

Told you I messed up

If I wasn’t sick rn I might be able to? Idk geography isn’t my strong suit.

Oceania isn’t considered a continent where I live. Its Australia.

Australia is a continent and I have Google backing me up

Do people really not know the seven continents???????

Australia… isn’t… a continent… it’s… Oceania…

A continent’s a big chunk of mass do it’d be australia

OK YALL MOST AMERICAN SCHOOLS CONSIDER AUSTRALIA TO BE A CONTINENT BECAUSE THE SYLLABUS AND WHAT INFORMATION IS TAUGHT VARIES FROM SCHOOL DISTRICT TO SCHOOL DISTRICT

I cant believe this got 97 notes ajfkskd

and a discussion wheter australia is or isnt a continent djgkdn

Yeah i was taught that Australia is a continent and country so

this is weird

wikipedia english calls it australia

while other languages call it oceania

German says Australia

In Croatia it’s Australia. It’s both a country and a continent.

Our books were inconsistent. Half of them said Australia, and the other half said Oceania. 

And Indians are just as ridiculously bad at geography as Americans despite having it as a school subject (while Americans do not). One of my classmates thought Czechoslovakia was in Africa…  

In Australia we use both….

Australia for the continent.

Australiasia for Australia, New Zealand, and a couple of neighbouring islands, sometimes including Papua.

Oceania as a broader geographic region, also including Melanesia, Polynesia, and Micronesia. Its a large enough geographic region that it also includes the Bonin island (Japanese), Hawaii, Juan Fernandez Islands (Chilean), and the Cocos Keeling Islands (Australian, but closer to Java than Australia…).

And if you want to play plate tectonics, it’s called the Australian plate. The current position seems to be that it broke from the Indo-Australian plate (again). Much of what is included in Oceania is not on the Australian plate, nor any where close to it.

sjdkak i almost forgot of this post

thanks for your input

In Canada we were mostly taught Australia (Australia is a continent, country, and an island! Wow so cool), but we have some books that say Oceania and that’s what I always went by. Bottom line is it’s sort of a grey area and no one’s really right or wrong.

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

soulcollectorlol:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

samuelcwboslyn:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

I WILL ASSIST?

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

Hermit crab??

THAT’S THE BITCH

Im gonna start saying thats the bitch whenever i remember something