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people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

ohohohoh
but don’t forget guys!
underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

#winter is great! #IN THEORY

(via @kaava)

Slush is nasty.

Let’s not forget you can slip and fall and most likely break something

I hate this post because I love winter and I live in a place with winter

I agree with that winter is pure bliss but it’s still incredible

Yeah, but it’s dangerous, there’s so many car accidents and factured skulls and deaths, the slush is disgusting and absorbs all the dirt from the roads, you have to layer like it’s no tomorrow, all your shoes get wet, it gets dark at 3 PM, last year or the one before it snowed in fucking June, and it’s cold as balls inside my heated house.

Sure, snow looks pretty and can be fun, but it isn’t a “liddle scene from a fairytale” and you can bet your ass I’ll complain about the depressing weather. I would very much rather have mud, and I do have mud all the rest of the year when it isn’t snowing.

I don’t care, winter is my favorite season. It’s not a fairy tale, sure, but it’s still nicer than summer!

Maybe I haven’t experienced a true cold winter, but I actually don’t care. I’ll still love it. Cold is still better than hot.

I know winter is dangerous as hell, but I don’t let that ruin the fact that it’s fun for me and I prefer it over summer!

I mean, after all, there is a reason I want to love in Canada. I love winter and I hate this fucking winter hate. It’s not all hell, yes, people who don’t experience it need a reality check, but.. it’s nice.