about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister
in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras
It’s hard to keep the physical aspect of a relationship going over the years. My wife and I are in our late 30s, and things had started to cool down for us in the bedroom. Thankfully, we’re both very into communication. Whenever we sense something might be amiss, we talk it out until we discover a solution. Our stagnating sex life was no different.
After a few lighthearted discussions, we decided to start experimenting. Nothing too crazy. Just basic kinks. A little bondage. Some mild butt stuff. You know.
Everything went really well. We learned new things about ourselves and one another. Our creativity blossomed as we tried to figure out fun, different activities we could engage in. The fact we’re so comfortable with one another was a huge plus; I couldn’t imagine this all working out if either of us felt shame or nervousness.
Your intestines don’t connect directly to your anus. This is physically impossible.
You, sir ( @canisthejwalker ), are incorrect. The anus is at the end of the rectum, at the end of the colon, which is the end of your large intestine. They are all connected in a linear fashion. This is actually very possible (ever heard of a “pink sock”), and while prolapses of this magnitude are a little excessive, it’s not at all “physically impossible”.
Yeah no, I double checked and I was indeed wrong. 😛 That being said, the chances of a prolapse in such a dramatic fashion at the hands of a common vibrator is astronomically unlikely, I should think (and/or know from experience, but that’s off the record).
I love when my readers delve into the intricacies of ass play gone wrong.
So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..
And I thought to myself
Oh my god do I try.
I swear to god if I get tumblr famous over this stinkin Heman the meme nose reindeer.
good morning to everyone except the person who made this
I just unfollowed @thatautismfeel because I’m tired of their pretentious attitude. I respect it as your safe space, but quite honestly, I think we’d be helping you feel more… I don’t know how to say it without sounding “ableist”… if we reblogged your posts if we understand/relate to them.
Again, I understand wanting a safe space, and that us NTs don’t need it, but I think you’re hurting your cause more than helping it by excluding yourself from letting us relate to you. But since it’s a safe space and not an activism blog, I understand why I you wouldn’t want us there.
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