Imagine that you were expected to solve complicated multivariable calculus problems in a typical job interview, even if the actual job did not involve math at all.
Imagine that you were expected to bench-press 200 lbs in a typical job interview, even if the actual job did not require any lifting.
That would be ridiculous.
But for some reason, expecting people to answer trick questions on the spot while maintaining perfect body language is considered normal in a job interview, even if the actual job does not require any social skills.
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I was looking through my closet for something nice to wear to dinner and I found an extraordinarily mysterious sweater
the mods of the official andrew w.k. fansite had to shut down the forums after a huge ongoing fight broke out among twenty andrew w.k. fans and when they were going in to block the IP addresses of the aggressors they noticed that all of the users in question had the same IP address, which would imply that one single person was posing as twenty different people and just fighting themself, and when they did a whois lookup for the IP address they found out it was literally andrew w.k.