Reblog and see if you get a colour

mahogany: im gay
crimson: ur gay
scarlet: we’re gay together. like together-together. we’re dating.
blood orange: do u want to share a bowl of macaroni
honey: would you be open to ordering a pizza together sometime. like are we friends in that way
butterscotch: i would give you candy if i could
PANTONE® 315 C: i want to message you off anon but i am too shy
chartreuse: what do u think kissing is like
seafoam: we should be friends
teal: my friends say we should date
celadon: i want to hug you
wisteria: i support and believe in u
lavandar: please await further correspondence!
eggplant: boy howdy!

the-darkest-of-souls:

theonlygaywaren:

mira-of-sassgard:

startrekrenegades:

warpedchyld:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

obiewans:

my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

@hughjackass

@bennygal16

I am Fuming Mad.

ardynizuniaswife:

pantsthepuppy:

This is a long ass rant but a kid literally attacked my dog so I need to write this all down somewhere so other people can be mad with me.

So I took Marvel into Petco to grab a few things and to practice heeling with distractions and leave it’s . He was being awesome . These 2 adult women come
in they looked alike so I’m guessing they were sisters and one of them had 2 kids a girl who looked 10/11 and a boy who was 5/6. They were horrendous children right from the start and the mom just wasn’t paying attention. Left them in the aisle with dog toys while they went off to get some litter boxes. The kids were screaming and beating each other up and ripping things off shelves and throwing them on the floor. The little girl petted Marvel without asking and the boy ran by shrieking “ewwww bad dog ” every time he saw Marvel or the other dog who was in the store . Marvel was getting cookies from me so he ignored the kid . But he really set the other dog (a young black lab mix) off he was running up and staring and yelling in its face and the dog was barking at him which was only making him scream louder . And the mom just wasn’t saying anything to her out of control brats . So bratty boy child decided he wants this big red ball and he puts it in the cart. Mom tells him he isn’t getting the ball and she hides it in an aisle. When the kid realizes the ball is gone he starts throwing a huge fit . He’s running around screaming “where’s the ball!” “You tell me where it is it’s my ball!” And causing a huge scene and again really setting off this poor black lab. At this point it’s borderline dangerous that this kid is running around scaring dogs . Judging by the labs body language if he got too close she was going to snap.

I get in line with my dog treats and I’m behind the 2 ladies and the little girl the boy is still off screaming about his ball in some toy aisle totally unsupervised. So the boy walks up because he finally found the ball he was looking for . He walks up kicks his sister in the shins and puts the ball in the cart. He yells at the black lab mix in front of him and the dog barks again. Still his mother is just blabbing away sipping her Starbucks and saying nothing. She occasionally told her kids to “stay here” but they weren’t listening and still ran off down the aisles . Mom is now telling screaming boy that he can’t have the red ball and needs to put it back. Girl brat takes the red ball out of the cart and tosses it on the ground. It rolls behind them and stops right in front of Marvel who goes to sniff it .

This is the part where things go horribly wrong . As Marvel goes to sniff the ball the kid screams , runs up and grabs Marvel by the tail pulling it so hard that he yelps. Kid proceeds to KICK MY PUPPY IN THE HEAD whilst still screaming . Marvel was just like wtf and backed up and the kid went for him again. At which point I put myself in front of my dog and grab the kid by his coat. He kicked me repeatedly still screaming “stupid dog I’m gonna get him” and his mom is just standing there looking at me. I went ballistic. I said something along the lines of “come get this fucking brat before I strangle him or he gets bitten” and I let the kid go and he runs off. And then I proceeded to berate her until she cried because I was so fucking pissed . I told her that most dogs would have bitten her kid and it’s her fault for not controlling him and her brats shouldn’t be in public if she’s not going to pay attention. The Petco cashier checked me out really quickly after that so I could leave. And then the kid got loose in the parking lot and was running around literally behind moving cars and he ran up to my car screaming and Pants barked and made him cry , that was the highlight of my evening . I am still shaking mad . Marvel seems perfectly happy and fine but holy shit how do people let their kids act like this ? It really could have become a dangerous situation if Marvel wasn’t as stable as he is .

Jesus fucking christ
These kinds of people shouldn’t have kids, like christ control your children