I think I made the mistake of looking at one of these kind of videos on YouTube once and now YouTube keeps suggesting them to me and the titles are too morbidly intriguing not to click on and the cycle continues.
Can i get permission to hunt down whoever did this and surgically remove and replace their nipples with their own eyes like they did to our friends here.
Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America?
“You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?”
$34,000 a year, no college needed?
God forbid you take an honest job $7,000 above Michigan’s average cost of living line.
“You don’t wanna be a ditch digger.”
Bitch, I was making $15 an hour, post tax, doing exactly that, the fuck is wrong with it? (Other than it was physically exhausting.)
We need to help America, as a whole, understand that college is not, and should not be he only option, and that there is NO SHAME in trade school or even getting a career right out of high school.
I, personally, know plumbers making $80,000+ a year. Better than most 4 year degree workers.
We need plumbers, janitors, truck-drivers, garbage collectors, machinists, to keep this nation running smoothly. And they deserve respect for what they do.
Miss me with your classist bullshit.
In India blue collar work has an even bigger stigma and it’s sad.
“You’ll become a toilet cleaning person lol” “Look at that man” *points at janitor “you don’t want to grow up like him. Study.” “Look at the pictures of that farmer. If you don’t study, you will be poor like him.” “Why don’t you just quit college and work as a koodawala (garbage collector)” “We’re gonna get you married to a rich guy, probably a doctor or an engineer” (yes, arranged marriage still exists) “Beta, it doesn’t matter if you become an engineer or not. We’ll get you married to one” (actual joke cracked by my relatives) Dude, if you don’t like the blue collar stigma in the USA, just stay away from india. We have too many stigmas and stereotypes, I’m surprised we don’t suffocate in our bigotry
“You don’t want to work in a grocery shop.”
“Look at the flower girl, it’s so sad. She could have had a better job.”
“They’re servers. You don’t need to be nice to them.”
“That guy just fixes cars. He’s a rowdy. This guy is a chartered accountant. He is decent.”
“The only acceptable careers are: Engineer, Doctor, Programmer, Software Developer, Customer Support, Chartered Accountant, Business, Economics, Journalism, Marketing, and Law. Everything else is useless and guys won’t look twice at a girl who doesn’t have these jobs.”
“You’re from a well-to-do family. Don’t do such low work.”
Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.
SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND
Enter ENOBY
ENOBY
For truth, that which the gods have christened me Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown. That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs Met with military scarlet; coils not But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off Like a precious jewel made more pure by the Barren winds of silent winter deserts, So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself And sculpts his godly business with that Which the muses draw blindly from his vision. Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors, Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.
Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal
Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
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