No matter how dense you may think you are, you can take solace in the fact that you will never, ever miss the point of a work of art as hard as that guy did.
Ball python breeders: they live in termite mounds therefore they don’t climb.
Me: Oh… uhm termite mounds are huge
BPB: that’s forced perspective they aren’t that lar-
Me: 🙂
BPB: well uhhh it’s mostly empty space in there.
Me: here is a gypsum cast of the space within the termite mound. Note that the space is mostly upward in shape and not entirely on the ground level, meaning ball pythons can climb…
BPB: look it’s dark in there! It’s dark so they don’t climb.
Me: …what?
This literally just happened to me!! Literally right now that was someone’s argument.
In case you haven’t been on Twitter lately the most recent discourse is that a vegan consoled a crying child and gave her money for ice cream, and another vegan made a callout because she didn’t tell the child to buy vegan ice cream.
If you claim you’re not sexually or romantically attracted to someone because of their:
-race
-personality
-looks
-job
-style
-genitals
-gender
-weight
-age
-religion
You are a fucking horrible person and you deserve to die.
Oh boy I’m a superficial hoe I should go die.
I could maybe get the looks one but personality wtf
all of these are perfectly acceptable reasons to not be attracted to someone quit trying to force people to have sex against their will op, that’s called rape
This ‘you have to date people you’re not attracted to or you’re a bigot’ shit has got to stop. No one is obligated to date or fuck anyone that they’re not attracted to.
You are allowed to say ‘no’ for whatever reason you want.
It’s time for me to go die! It was nice knowing all of you.
This literally implies you have to be attracted to everyone what the fuck
ifesbob 