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sounddesignerjeans:

Thanks to @stoneboar​ for commissioning this! It’s meant as a notification alarm for taking your meds, but it’s also on your dash reminding you to take a second and think, “Did I take my meds today?” Available free on request.

Lyrics:

hey motherfucker it’s time to take your meds
hey motherfucker it’s time to take your meds
if you don’t take your meds
then you might end up dead
hey motherfucker it’s time to take your meds

they might be nonessential that’s okay
they might be nonessential that’s okay
you should take ‘em anyway
so you could have a better day
either way it’s kinda time
to take your meds

wearethatoneperson:

in honor of the psat, here’s all the shit i’ve seen people do after finishing standardized tests

  • one guy colored all 7 of his pencils black with a sharpie
  • the same guy then proceeded to color the bottom of his stark white shoes pitch black
  • one girl who braided her hair maybe 20 times
  • multiple people sleeping
  • a dude who went through the whole reading section in two minutes selecting random answers then passed out
  • a group of guys seeing how many curse words they could mouth to each other without getting caught
  • some girl who replaced the batteries in her calculator 37 times (i counted)
  • two guys in the back who texted each other through their calculators
  • a boy in middle school who after finishing broke all of his pencils in half until he had about 20 small useless pencils
  • a girl who repeatedly tried to shoot her hair tie at the teacher (she only hit him once and he didn’t notice)
  • another girl who was trying to blow the biggest bubble with her gum and ended up having to go to the bathroom because it went up her nose
  • one of my friends who drew tattoos up and down both of her arms with sharpie (it didn’t come out for two weeks)
  • another kid who did the same thing but on hands and legs
  • a couple in the room that had a fight by mouthing words back and forth (found out after they broke up that same day)
  • two guys who tried to erase their skin and the first one to bleed won

and finally

a girl who literally brought nail polish and painted her nails a lovely shade of purple after she finished

feel free to add whatever shit you’ve seen

lesbuchanan:

Me: Minimum wage jobs are essential jobs

My dad: That’s not true

Me: If nobody worked those minimum wage jobs we’d have no supermarkets or restaurants, no factories, and everything would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning it

My dad: Then somebody else would do those jobs

Me: So you’re saying those jobs need to be done? So they’re essential jobs?

My dad: They’re not essential

Me: