raptorific:

konkeydongcountry:

exeggcute:

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

I looked this up and no joke they made it Minions Canon that the Minions went into isolation after working for Napoleon and didn’t resurface until 1968 just so the writers could skirt questions like “did minions fight for the confederacy” and “did minions work for hitler”

Me: how do you express this in a calculator

Teacher: there’s no button for that

Me: how do you use a calculator with that

Teacher: you’re ahead of us

Me: right but how do you solve this with a calculator

Teacher: did you do the other part

Me: no (i didn’t see the point)

Teacher: *walks away*

Me, to myself: the fuck