Gingerpaw: oh boy! I got sick a lot as an apprentice but now that I’m becoming a warrior I’ll be respected
Clan leader: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Tag: warriors
warriors au where theyre all show cats but the levels of drama and intensity are just as high
so how does spongebob warrior cats au work cause like. the krusty krab has a whopping 2 employees in addition to the manager. so is the whole cast in the clan or.
oh no you don’t. i’m not going down in history as the person who codified the Spongebob Warrior Cats AU
spongebob is valid, a clan who lived by the ocean could know what sponges were and bob as in to move up and down
i really want to tell you that you’re wrong but. I guess. Spongebob is a warrior cats name
Are there any canon warrior cat names that you think are bad?
I’ve never been a big fan of the SkyClan names, but I’ve come to accept them over time. They have a unique naming culture influenced by their history, that history just happens to include cats who are used to being given names like Snookums and MacGyver.
Still not entirely over Bouncefire. It sounds like a randomized name. And Twigbranch is just hilariously redundant.
we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me
just saying that obamastar is way cooler than trumpstar
also what the hell are kits then
babies. duh
Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,
yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through
And what the h*ck is the medicine cat
you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate
wait. what are cats then
…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on
do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting
i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it
the fuck is a warrior cat
someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me
Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned
it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears
ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?
it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?
wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?
i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed
I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives
neither should tigerstar but guess what
Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?
it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is
hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is
what are two legs considered?
youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im
probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners
rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer
what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??
thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE
why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats
tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?
starclan spoke to me in my dreams tonight and they said you’re a bitch
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