you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i canât believe youâve done this. youâre disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier – i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!
I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with âfour female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!â and he just screams âIM AN ADULT VIRGINâ and my mom still has no idea what weâre talking about
Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language
why fear it when you can embrace it
We actually haveâŠan updated version. You know how the idioms we have are said but never finished because itâs assumed that as long as the person youâre talking to speaks the same language theyâll understand the rest?
Ie. Jack of all trades master of none->better than a master of one
Great minds think alike->but fools rarely differ
Over time the second half gets lost because itâs been passed down orally so some idioms meanings have been warped but thatâs a different conversation (ie. âBlood is thicker than waterâ is actually âthe blood of the convent is thicker than the water of the wombâ)
Vine are like that for us. You only need say the first half and every person under 30 knows the second half, no context needed. Itâs cool as shit how the internet has done that for us. Vine sayings have become idioms in a senseâŠ
you know how people say âcursed postâ âcursed imageâ etc you know whatâs a cursed vine? that fucking vine of the nickelback song edited to have him say âlook at this graaaaphâ and he holds a powerpoint graph up. the fucking vocal equivalent of photoshop. the fact that they use the part of the video where heâs just weirdly staring at the camera. the fact that the music keeps playing with no vocals. itâs fuckin darksided yâall
Managing to fit any awkward silence into 6 seconds is a talent unto itself
shoutout to the unsung heroes of vine, the ones who allowed the magic to happen: the employee who arranged the fre sha voca do letters, the road construction worker who put out the road work ahead sign, the folks who hosted the party where wrow happenedâŠ. let us not forget those who put the pieces in place to give us the gifts we have today
the girl who handed Tara the empty drink
the girl who knew the whole drama with those roommates
the guy who reportedly fucked with the kid who had both the power of God and anime on his side
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