tsxrism:

– “there’s only one thing worse than a rapist…boom.” “a child?” “NO”

– “i got u frankincense.” “thank you.” “and i brought you myrrh.” “thank you.” “myrr-DUR” *gasp* “judas! nooo…”

– that one video of the girl with the sun glasses dancing to the beginning of take on me

– “this bitch empty…YEET”

– “do you have any ice?” “no i do not, i just have freezable fruit shapes.” “why?” *shakes glass* “just because…”

– the one of the lobster riding a skateboard to a kazoo cover of the final countdown

– “how much money have you got?” “69 cents.” “oh you know what that means!” “…i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.”

– any vine of that guy swearing about British traffic 

– the one of the dog dancing to Africa by toto

– “i’m just cooking pizza.” THWACK “I WASN’T READY!”

– “and they were roommates.” “oh my god, they were roommates.”

– the one with the person with the paper bag over their head dancing to the YMCA

– “and i realize, i left the won tons in.” “OHH the won tons.”

– “we got Chuck. we got barney. Barney’s about to meet his maker.” “die commie fucker” “DON’T KILL MY DAD!”

– an obligatory Thomas Sanders vine

caitlin1996:

Vine compilations almost always have 

• Fre sha voca do
• Myrrh, myrrhder 
• Sand guardian
• Krispy Kreme back flip 
• Is that a weed?
• This bitch is empty