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What in the shit? I don’t know what in the name of Rachel McAdams you cockrockets are trying to relocate but that’s one ugly beaver submarine

I’m sucking my own dikk and dying

Chris, is that a weed?
No this is a-
I’m calling the police
911 what’s your emergency

Mary, is that a police? I’m calling the weed.
420 whatcha smokin’?

My car is cooler than your car

Does your car have a panic button

What does that do

I chimed in with a

Hey man can I borrow some coins please

How about no you fucking burnt piece of celery

You’ve got some real stellar drivers America, how in the fuck do you cock tacos manage to flip an RV?

What in the name of Ryan Reynolds? Do they just give you semi licenses in a box of fucking fruity pebbles down here or something bud?

What’s the answer to number five?

Nigga this is a voting ballot

Are you fucking kidding? What in the fuck are you cuntmonkeys trying to transport here? That’s the biggest fucking canoe I’ve ever seen by

I shoved a toothbrush in my butt and my dad burst in and he goes “what the fuck are you doing?”