{This user has never played anything by Nintendo.}
Tag: unrelatable
{This user is a time traveller from the year 2045 trying to prevent the events leading to the impending war between the Peoples Republic Of Canada and the Kingdom of East America, so far without not much success]
{This user had a panic attack over their heartbeat once}
{this user is playing cookie clicker in the lords year of 2017}
{This user has 1,000 children and uses them to fight their enemies by summoning them.}
{This user has never seen a dog. Not once. Please stop asking this user. Please. Stop. STOP}
{This user fucked batman in a cold underground cavern surrounded by dozens of uncaring crash bandicoot and sonic the hedgehog clones}
{This user loves going to school.}
{this user eats three meals a day and gets eight hours of sleep}
{This user believes that straights deserve to have pride parades}






