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I-I guess that’s all I wanted to say.

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onion-souls:

Professor Broke

professor + broke = proke.

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tami-taylors-hair:

sonansu:

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

I once got on google after three residents had been on the computer and the last thing searched was “difference between MRI and CAT Scan”

Source: musashi

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

lanceisfestive:

reblog and put in the tags ur gender and or sexuality and if ur a pro or anti milk drinker bonus if you add on what kinda milk you like to drink