twitter – ifesbob

lastvalyrian:

The difference between “twitter is just like 2016 tumblr” and “tiktok is just like 2012 tumblr” is that the twitter ecosystem consists of people who migrated there from tumblr and did not change even a bit since then, while tiktok recreated the entire experience from whole cloth. speciation vs convergent evolution

bogleech:

commanderfreddy:

as a duel hellsite citizen i feel it is important to bring news from twitter: namely that on this, the exact same day that tumblr starts trialing paywalls, twitter is trialing dislikes

INVISIBLE dislikes. Dislikes that only twitter itself can track. Try to think of anything they could ever use that information for that isn’t stupid or terrible, you can’t.

maamlet:

famicom:

tredlocity:

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

this is how everyone on this website acts

no i dont

velvetiscake:

mahgck:

mahgck:

ppl are getting too comfortable with coming to tumblr i gotta scare em off. like yes its better then twitter but i dont want The Twitter Users to know that what if they come here. we cant have that.

doing my part

you are a national hero

doctorguilty:

doctorguilty:

Terminally online people will discourse the ENTIRE month of June about how Pride is too sexual and needs to be more wholesome and then they see a picture of a gay person doing nothing but happily wearing rainbow stuff and they’re like LOL CRINGE like … what IS acceptable at Pride to you?? No expression of sexuality, no rainbows, no being loud and flamboyant..????

Rendition of the acceptable and palatable Twitter approved pride march

allykatsart:

area51-narutorun:

brightlotusmoon:

spinachandhoney:

understuckphanuniverse:

r4cs0:

flakmaniak:

sirnekomeowinton:

charlesoberonn:

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Ah, the Mary Suez.

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

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problemstheclown:

mr-elementle:

crtter:

bluekino:

crtter:

leviathan-supersystem:

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

Indeed, the devil finally answer the knocking:

I know a lot of yall aren’t embroiled in twitter discourse because you’re smarter than i am, but i gotta add in that the op of that discourse is part of a russian cult of lesbian terfs that like do internet ceremonies and believe that the queer gene started in russia which is why it’s surpressed by the government because otherwise every woman in russia would become a lesbian and they would stop producing children for the russian military, it’s WILD how insane that group is,

funnytwittertweets:

bbyfaceglo:

punkfaery:

punkfaery:

actually the main difference between tumblr and twitter is how people deal with their posts getting unexpectedly popular. if a post blows up on tumblr you delete it and stick a note on your blog saying “if you’re here about That Post please know that i will shoot you in the kneecaps without hesitation.“ a post blows up on twitter and suddenly you’re doing an acceptance speech at the oscars