catstiel:

catstiel:

these girls from theatre just left their bags near me I think they want me to look after them I feel so much responsibility for these bags what if they never come back and i have to to raise these bags on my own don’t know if I can support these bags im only 16 why is this happening to me

they came back its ok

proxypunch:

mirthandir:

the-femaletm:

former-fatty:

madameliberty:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

faith-and-fandom:

nightcrawler-fan:

thathilomgirl:

gods-little-punk:

girl-who-follows:

pietroimagines:

mahangsh:

Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.

My dad did an amazing job.

My dad, any many dads I know, did a fantastic job. My dad is the best dad I could ever hope for.

I know of some great dads! Mine wasn’t one of them, but I know they’re out there!

My dad was the one who pretty much stayed at home for me, and we bond over a lot of stuff like anime and cartoons. He was also the one who used to tie my hair up for me when I was younger.

I have…issues with my father, but I owe a lot of what’s right in my life to him.

Could’ve been better, could’ve been far worse. He’s worlds more mentally stable than my mom, that’s for sure.

My dad has many flaws but he was always there for me and my siblings, and made a lot of sacrifices for us. He is a major family man and I am happy to have him as my children’s maternal grandfather.

my dad sucked lol

My dad was great. Too bad he died when I was 14.

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Anyway OP is an assboob

My dad may not have been around for a part of my childhood but he’s done more than make up for it by being both a mentor and great friend.

My relationship with my father is complicated but as a child my father never treated me unfairly.

My stepfather may be a jerk sometimes but I give credit where it’s due because he is not my biological father but has acted like a father anyways and has been there for many years when my own father had not

My dad is fine. Please don’t use anecdotal evidence for such a varying topic.

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

quoms:

1600 hours into euro truck simulator 2 and you realise that just like in ender’s game you’ve been delivering real goods across europe for weeks. they have it all set up with wireless controlled trucks and everything. your world shatters. part of you is furious at the deception, yet at the same time you begin to experience a sense of accomplishment uncharacteristic of someone who’s spent 1600 hours on euro truck simulator 2

hurricane-euler:

hurricane-euler:

hurricane-euler:

hurricane-euler:

Theorem: I have infinite hair

Proof: I am finding my hair in all sorts of places not attached to my head, leading to the conclusion that I must be loosing hair. However, I do not seem to have any less hair on my head.

Disproof: the assumption that I can accurately estimate how much hair I have is erroneous. Additionally, as the number of atoms in the universe is (presumably) not infinite, my hair, being made up of atoms, cannot be either.

Counter-disproof: I can reuse atoms and produce more hair

Anti-counter-disproof: for this point to be valid I would have to live (or at least, keep growing hair) forever

After lengthy consideration I have concluded that neither infinity nor my hair exist