Why should you never play war (the card game) with me?
I got all aces.
Aces… are one… the weakest card… in war. Joker/king would be the highest.
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why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive
they’re like lawyers, just without suits
ah yes, lawyers, renowned for their itchy bites
im gonna start ending my posts like they’re youtube videos
anyways i hope you guys enjoyed this post, if you did then please be sure to give it a like and a reblog and follow my blog for more posts like this, i make new posts every 3.65 minutes. but anyways, insert unique outro phrase here, byeee
im gonna start ending my posts like they’re youtube videos
anyways i hope you guys enjoyed this post, if you did then please be sure to give it a like and a reblog and follow my blog for more posts like this, i make new posts every 3.65 minutes. but anyways, insert unique outro phrase here, byeee
physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll
god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares
Dead people who used the Internet have pieces of their conscious literally uploaded forever. Archives of things they said, thoughts, old logins are there forever.
anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”
thanks for the hot tip, tumblr spambot that just started following me
dont tell me where to put lizards
Twitch drives a school bus
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