transmothwoman:

mmhggmm … uhh ghghgmm, *gestures weakly* eeenmnn, 

squided:

whumf:

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡
                                                                      くコ:彡 

                            くコ:彡 
くコ:彡

                                                       くコ:彡

                          くコ:彡
くコ:彡

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

shittyidea:

Straight Pride Month

wheremyshrimps:

bigshrimpass:

wheremyshrimps:

what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp

a krilling spree

no it’s fucking murder

skelefolk:

hotephoetips:

applewhiskeyandmilk:

sonypraystation:

gang0fwolves:

thegardenofbooty:

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

if your boyfriend can launch a 90 kg stone over 300 meters you have a trebuchet 

lukehemmoh:

how many followers do you need to have to have one of those nights where people just keep on asking questions about your life nonstop

cum-loser:

demigordon:

raccoons have people hands

or do we have raccoon hands

lovelysuggestions:

Destroy the idea that it’s humble to hate yourself.
Destroy the idea that loving yourself is conceited.

spillywolf:

I 👏DONT 👏WANNA 👏SEE 👏FIFTY 👏SHADES 👏OF 👏CRAP 👏ON 👏MY 👏DASH 👏THNX 👏TUMBLR

youcalledmeatlas:

iicraft505:

asexualunicorns:

Why should you never play war (the card game) with me?

I got all aces.

Aces… are one… the weakest card… in war. Joker/king would be the highest.

The way I played was Ace was the highest scoring card, followed by the Royals and Numbers. Joker however was an automatic loss.

I might be remembering it wrong, but I always played with ace being one, then the numbers, then face cards, then joker. There’s probably just different variations of the game.