seriousjones:

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

pochowek:

wikilifeadvice:

make your own foot scrub

1. feet are pretty hard to make
2. dont call me a scrub ever again

lovely-luxray:

egalitarian-metalhead:

lovely-luxray:

egalitarian-metalhead:

lovely-luxray:

novacainegreen:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon was elected as the president of United States instead of Trump

Welllllllll we might be slightly fucked because a cultural divide……

LUXRAY FOR PRESIDENT

Well I certainly would be more competent. Same amount of experience (none), but at least I don’t lie about everything.

>You
>Competent

😂😂

I wouldn’t be an effective leader, but I have the ideas, which are also very important. Though I am actually considering getting more heavily involved in politics.

Please don’t get heavily into politics and fucking ruin the UK
@trashy-fashy and I wanna live there someday

For your politics the UK is already ruined

Polar bear for US President 2020.

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously

mr-reblogbutton:

I’m having a weird reaction to liquid Advil I took half an hour ago I feel like my throat and stomach are burning

Pretty normal if you haven’t eaten anything

deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words