Found stardew valley grandpa’s fucked up bed on zillow

IF U CLICK THEIR PORTRAIT I NTHE CHARACTER DETAIls IT MAKES THEM DO THINGS!

I recently started playing Stardew Valley and I’m just IN LOVE with this game.

Here are some husbands :3

I’m going to do the bachelorettes next…

zagweus:

hell on earth

neoncomets:

*invisible stardew valley bubble emote pops above my head every time i see a friend/loved one*

Thanks to the six year old Joja cola can I found in the sea, all my worries are gone! After drinking it my digestive and reproductive systems are almost no longer functional! Now I don’t have to worry about having children and supplying myself with food!Thanks Joja :D

joja-co-official:

theninthmember:

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

trickstertime:

astraldemise:

everyone shut up you can put hats on sea urchins in stardew valley now

BTW this is cuz someone linked the creator to the tumblr post that was talking about how urchins wear hats and, like, withing two hours he had it added to the game

hilltopfarm:

the fact that the dwarf and krobus canonically have beef is so funny to me. the 3ft tall sewer demons are fighting again

hunny-k:

okay okay so my Stardew farm is named “Gay Farm” because why not, right? anyway I keep forgetting that I named it that. and sometimes I get dialogue where people refer to the farm and it always catches me off guard. but this one has to be the absolute funniest one I’ve ever fucking encountered