me to my therapist: yeah idk I’m pretty good!

me to my tumblr followers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

toomcflyforawhiteguy:

DOODLEBOB LIVES

FIINNNLAAAANDD!

cosmic-noir:

africanaquarian:

i have been in a certain mood lately but i’m not emotionally intelligent enough to fully articulate it

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

tbmblr:

spange

berry-allen:

livingbroadwaytrash:

kamen-apple-kinkshaming:

hurgler:

ubercream:

eleftheriatic:

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

DAY 15!!! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15!!!

Number 15 burger king foot lettuce