“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”
The villain blinks “You-”
“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”
“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.
This straight up sounds like something Spider-Man would say
ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.
have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.
Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock
reblog if you were a fan of Spider-Man long before Tom Holland took on the role
trying to prove a point that female fans can love Peter Parker for the character and not because of the actor’s physical appearance. That we are not ‘fake fans’ just because a cute guy became the face of one of the most amazing heroes out there.
edit: some people seem to think I’m saying people who found sm because of Tom are fake fans – nonononono. I’m annoyed at the prejudice against female fans (mostly by male comic readers – AGAIN NOT ALL) that says we pretend to be a fan of the hero because of the actor. I’m sorry for the poor wording above… I have loved Spider-Man since I was 7, but it doesn’t make me anymore of a fan than someone who became a fan in 2016.
ifesbob 