How come no one is talking about when Happy throws a shield at one of the drones and misses terribly, then exclaims “How did Cap do that?” as he quickly shut the door to the crown jewel vault with him and the kids? Cuz that was such a good moment and needs to be talked about more
– May 100% pimping out her nephew at fundraising efforts.
– the Peter Tingle
– You do not ghost Nick Fury
– Ned waxing poetic about dating stone-cold Barbie for 5 minutes
– Bitch please, you been to space.
– “What about Captain Marvel?” “Do not invoke her name.”
– EDITH = Even Dead, I’m The Hero
– night monkey
– MJ Checkin Out That Spider Ass while peter is changing clothes.
– Peter needing proof that Happy is real and Happy immediately switching into Overprotective Dad Mode á la Tony.
– Even Tony couldn’t live up to Iron Man. He was my best friend – and he was a total mess.
– “you’re head of security and your password is password?” “I know, I’m not comfortable with it either.”
– *back in black blares over the speakers* peter: oh I love Led Zeppelin!
– Peter, seconds before jumping out of the plane: “we need to talk about you and my aunt.” Happy: stares into the camera like on the office.
– the Peter Tingle, but deadlier
– the perfect super awkward peck-kisses between Peter and MJ
– Peter: are you two dating? Happy: YES. May: lol no.
– every single demonstration that Peter is the next Tony. Re: 1) building a bunch of shit that blows up with what was randomly available at the fight scene. 2) science babbling @ the spy twins upon hearing that the multiverse is real. 3) Just. That whole scene with Happy on the plane. And the way Happy stared at him so knowingly? Heart breaking, but like, in a good way.
we need to stop idolizing tom holland immediately. yesterday, actually.
it’s really cool that he’s this seemingly progressive sweet young dude but i saw a whole post about how he’s “the perfect example of non-toxic masculinity uwu” and another post gave him credit for trans-coding peter parker like “coding” stuff in homecoming wasn’t basic “ha ha misgendering is funny” stuff or misogyny and also stuff that’s in the script which he did not write and should not get credit for.
like………. he’s great. watch his interviews, enjoy his performances.
but also he’s like 21??? im 21 and im incredibly stupid all the time. tom’s also gonna be incredibly stupid because like……. people in their early 20s….. are stupid…. and say stupid shit…. and if you hold them to an impossibly high standard…. they will fail you…. no matter how good their intentions are….
just. cut it out early before this turns into another idolization-to-hatred cycle.
spiderman literally doesnt have a single spider power. his webs are fake and even his climbing shit is because he can like manipulate molecular attraction or some shit. he may as well be called sticky man
so like why did spiderman get to have the opportunity to not feel so good but everyone else just died instantly
Spider sense. He felt it coming
how the fuck does spidey sense even work though
He actually has a lot of spiders as his muscles and bones, and they started disintegrating inside him first, and thus the collective Spiders man felt bad
gonna b honest this makes the most sense out of all the other explanations ive been given so i accept this one
ifesbob 