we brought this on ourselves by joking that aliens would be next for 2020
please take me away I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Tag: space
Twitter reacts to learning we have made contact with aliens, apparently
Please dear God tell me this isn’t how I’m learning about confirmed contact with aliens
I don’t know if any of these sources are reliable but here are a bunch of articles I found about it
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1250333
Mankind has made contact with aliens, Israeli official says
‘Galactic Federation’ of aliens is working with the U.S. and Israel, a former security chief says
Former Israeli space security chief says aliens exist, humanity not ready
2020 Looks To Be Ending With A Bang, With The Reveal Of The ‘Galactic Federation’
Former Israeli space chief says aliens exist, and Trump knows about it
Peak 2020 experience is seeing this and feeling nothing
!!!!!!
Meanwhile, back at the planetarium:
“You’re basically seeing all of the sunrises and sunsets across the world, at once, being reflected off the surface of the moon” – NASA
‘relocate’
NASA emoloyee: oh hey you’re back early
Astronaut: moon’s wet
NASA employee: what-
Astronaut: [packing swimsuit and pool floaties] moon’s wet
ifesbob 