kyeabove:

iicraft505:

kyeabove:

iicraft505:

kyeabove:

@iicraft505
If you wanna be Canadian you gotta start calling it a pencil crayon. 

There’s. No crayon. It’s a pencil that’s colored.

I’ll prove how Canadian I am in other ways that don’t sacrifice my dignity and common sense.

A crayon is also coloured. A coloured pencil is coloured. Hence pencil crayon.

You waste time with those Us.

… colored pencil is a much simpler conclusion there. You also just called it a colored pencil. And there’s nothing about it that’s obviously a crayon.

I called it a coloured pencil because it’s a coloured pencil. I’m not saying it’s not. .

But here, it’s called a pencil crayon. Doesn’t have to make sense.

Neat. It’s funny because it makes no sense.

“shitty memory” aesthetic

schizophrenicdavestrider:

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it