kaijuno:

draconym:

draconym:

draconym:

exsscussse me

exssssscuse me
it sssssssems thisss door isss locked

could ssssomeone open thissss

could I pleassse get some sssservice

hello???

@spindercatscher Thank you! It’s new! Eastern ratsnakes love to climb, and you can sometimes spot them in trees in summer. Mousetrap has outgrown his 30 gallon so I bought an IKEA cabinet (110+ gallons?!) and have spent the weekend converting it into a snake enclosure.

It’s almost done, it just needs a few more plastic plants and maybe a couple coats of polyurethane on that wood shelf to keep it from warping due to humidity.

He spent all evening exploring it and is now napping in his new humid hide on the second level.

He wanted to help build.

He likes the bumper that keeps his wood chips in.

I would die for him

silly-jellyghoty:

That’s it. I’m about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!

Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it’s whole family. Eyes.

Eyes!

EYES!!!

But that’s not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80’s cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn

Snek

You o’rite?

Hey mate

I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry

I’m laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!

He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG