Trees produce the oxygen that feeds the fires that burn them
Tag: shower thought
In 50 years or so we’ll have 9/11 deniers. Saying it never happened and all that footage is faked.
We already have that
Puberty is just forced updates on life
To sleep, you must trick your body into thinking it’s asleep. To wake up, you must trick your mind into thinking that it doesn’t fucking hate life.
“Never odd or even” is the same forwards and backwards.
Gorillas don’t know bodybuilding techniques. So technically we have never seen a gorilla at full strength.
You never realize how boring you are until a teacher asks you to write down three interesting facts about yourself.
It’s weird that people complain about paying $4.00 per gallon of gas when they pay $15.68 per gallon of coffee from Starbucks.
The Venn diagram of those groups is not a circle and gas and expensive coffee is “like comparing apples and oranges”
Most people aren’t afraid of being alone in darkness, they fear that they are in fact not alone in the dark
“X8IB” looks like the word “void” reflecting off of itself.
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