It’s impossible to plug in a headphone jack the wrong way, and they don’t have get enough credit for this.
Tag: shower thought
The feeling that you’re gonna throw up is worse than actually throwing up
Learning a new language is like downloading an expansion pack that allows you to interact with new characters
Nothing says dominant species quite like having an apex predator as a pet.
Nothing says dominant species quite like having an apex predator as a pet.
There is a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.
Bold of you to assume my body will be found
Bold of you to assume I’m dying, bold of your to assume I’m being buried.. it goes on.
The word long is shorter than the word short
History class is really just catching you up to speed on everything you missed before you were born.
Cringing at your past self is basically proof of yourself having had character development
To dogs, being taken for a run is like an escort mission in a video game where your run speed is faster than the NPC but your walk is slower
Except unlike players in video games, both dogs and humans have more than two walking speeds.
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