Telling someone to ‘calm down’ is one of the most rage inducing statements you say.
Tag: shower thought
It’s impossible to say, “stop telling people what to do” without being a hypocrite.
You can fast forward a parade by running in the opposite direction.
There’s always that song on your playlist that you always skip but never bother to take it off.
The people saying millennials don’t want to do physical labor are the people who told them to go to college so they weren’t stuck doing physical labor.
In every movie or video of Santa it shows him flying over and missing hundreds of houses at a time.
Requiring scissors to open new scissors was either a packaging oversight or a brilliant practical joke
You never actually bite down, you always bite up.
Ironically the internet was invented to save us time
Not caring for the environment because it’s consequences won’t be in your lifetime is the large scale version of not replacing the toilet paper roll after you finish it.
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