shower thought – ifesbob

If you sit on the toilet at 11:59 on 31 december and the clock stikes midnight, it’s the same shit, different year.

“It’s not a pyramid scheme” is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.

If the pollution of oceans and overfishing continue, they’ll have to update ”there’s plenty of fish in the sea” to ”there are still some fish left among the trash”, which is also far more accurate dating-wise.

just-shower-thoughts:

We humans are lucky to have arms that can remove water or brush flys away from our eyes. Horses and other animals are not so lucky.

tsaimelemoni:

just-shower-thoughts:

b, p, d and q are the same fucking letter and noone talks about it

showerthoughtsofficial:

You might have gone your whole life without seeing a particular time on the clock.

showerthoughtsofficial:

On April 1st lets all search “bing” on google to make it the most searched word that day

showerthoughtsofficial:

As a child, the smell that you associated with someone or their house was probably just whatever laundry detergent that their household used.

Or whatever they cooked or cleaning stuff they used

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you made $1 million per year, you would have to work for a thousand years to earn a billion dollars. And when you finally finish your millennium of work, even if you somehow didn’t spend any of it and instead saved it all, you would still have less tha 0.75% of Jeff Bezos’ net worth.

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you made a belt out of watches it would be a waist of time and a waste of time.