dangerbooze:

jewishmagpie:

An anonymous user just submitted the most hilarious thing that I have ever read in regards to “Liftblr,” i.e. Tumblr’s pro-theft community:

https://douevenliftbruh.tumblr.com/post/156230320833/psa-beware-of-trading

(Alternatively, the archived link: http://archive.is/hG7p0)

But here it is in all its glory.

PSA–Beware of Trading 👀

Ok liftblr family, I need to get a few things off my chest, in particular regarding trading/swapping with fellow lifters. This may be a bit uncomfortable but it needs to be said.
I know many people have traded with each other and it went very well–-y’all become friends, discuss what you wanna trade and voila! swaps are successfully done and equally rewarding for both. This isn’t what I am talking about bby’s 😔 I am noticing some so-called “lifters”–I use quotation marks bc I question if these people are really lifters or if they are just plain scam artists who are trying to get free shit from REAL lifters who work very hard and risk our LIVES, getting caught, the whole nine yards lifting them things (sometimes retailing serious $$/high ticket items)
It goes a little something like this–scammer sends lifter a message (stores mentioned are just examples): “hey, I am terrible at lifting makeup, in particular Sephora. Would you be willing to be lifting penpals? I am REALLY good at Michaels and can get you X amount of copics, art supplies and even an Instax!” Scammer continues to weave her web of lies, trying to gain trust, sympathy–basically saying just about anything to get the lifter to go out and lift whatever the scammer wants.
Anyhow, the lifter works her tail off getting everything the scammer wants. Scammers ALSO have a tendency to ask for a LOT of things. High ticket** and popular? Even better! Then they send messages asking how long is it gonna take before the lifter ships-–basically putting the lifter in a hurried position to get everything because the scammer assures them that they’re all set to send on THEIR end (baiting the lifter with a false promise of a great and even trade), and then usually tacking on more things too until it gets IN-FUCKING-SANE.
Finally, once the lifter has gotten all they can for the scammer–they ship it out and wait for the scammer to ship out on their end. The scammer comes up with every excuse under the sun for not sending–my dog ate the box, I can’t go to the post office, etc. Bottom line–the scammer isn’t sending the lifter a thing and never intended to in the first place. IT IS ALL ONE BIG FAT & SICK ASS SCAM TO GET THE SCAMMER A BUNCH OF FREE PRODUCTS! They then boost them usually. Taking complete advantage of good liftblr fam–and then they move onto their next victim 😡😡 Trust me on this, I am not just talking outta my ass, I wish I was. I have seen it happen and it makes me sick & revolted. I really wonder how someone could do something like this and lay their head down at night. Last thing imma say–please be careful bby’s. These predators will say or do A N Y T H I N G to get what they want. Stay safe please ily all! 🙏 **RE: high ticket items, had to add this in–lifting these puts not only the lifter at risk, but stores WILL NOTICE if these things are suddenly disappearing–makes the whole situation even stickier 😕

“Okay, but what’s funny, Mags?”

Thieves are angry about other thieves stealing from them.

The best additions include:

This happened to me 🙁 now im scared of doing swaps , i would never swap w someone who wasn’t my friend first. Like im putting myself out there for you and your just gonna disappear? The girl i was supposed to swap with blocked me right after i said “can i have the tracking number” :/

“My trust has been broken by stealing and then someone else stealing those stolen good from me!”

oh my god that’s terrible!

“Suddenly I’ve realised that stealing is bad when it affects me!”

And the best comment of all:

This makes me sick honestly, because I actually am willing to trade Lush products for Ulta/Sephora and seeing a post like this, seeing that there are assholes out there make me sad because I don’t want people to not trust me or anybody else who genuinely wants to trade :/ and I think this community should be safe.

“Stealing like this makes me literally sick!”

Wait for it…

“We thieves need to be kept safe from thieves!”

This is absolutely golden.

Thieves that defend their thefts being angry and upset that other thieves have stolen from them. Genius.

This pleases me.

I GOT FUCKING CAUGHT AND ARRESTED !!

swansmaiden:

opticbread:

hominishostilis:

luxuriouslift:

This shit is seriously guys . Me and my friend got caught with $800 worth of shit at Macy and they called the cops and they arrested us . Idk what to do guys they gave us a court date and idk what’s gonna happen . I just been going through a lot of shit and I don’t think I should lift anymore but it’s an addiction and I’m already itching for more stuff . I don’t know what to do . If you’ve been through a similar situation hmu because I’ve been going out my mind for the last week 😞

2017 is the year the shoplifting fandom all go to jail

lmao I’ve got no sympathy I work retail and people literally get fired over and in trouble for people shoplifting huge amounts like that. You ain’t cute or ‘fighting capitalism’ or anything like that. It only hurts the people who work there and make them loose jobs that actually support them. 

Oh nooooo you got caught for being greedy?? The worst. 

As far as I’m concerned you got what you deserved. 

destructorthewaffle:

iicraft505:

destructorthewaffle:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

Sorry shoplifting Tumblr but I’d rather pay for the stuff I take and not potentially get some retail employee fired, among other things, thanks for the offer, though? I mean I was good paying for my shit since it’s ACTUALLY LESS WORK, even if I did buy my own shit, but I guess it’s a good offer?

Just kidding. I’m paying for my shit until the day I die. Shoplifting goes against every moral I’ve ever acquired and I’m not going against it just so I can get some free stuff.

And shoplifting isn’t even the only illegal thing that community supports… and I know I’m naive because I found out fairly recently that my school is no exception to the drugs/weed/alcohol/party stuff… but I guess I didn’t realize until now how lacking in basic human morals some people are. Rather, how frequent they are.

#murderersjustwannahavefun

There are people who don’t know where their next meal is coming from with better morals than these fucks

a rock has better morals than these people

Honestly

dangerbooze:

fightingfeminism:

dangerbooze:

angrybeardedbastard:

nunyabizni:

astral–nymph:

jewishmagpie:

itsadamnlongstory:

Alright, so bc somone said that we should not share posts from anti lifters, an anti lifter made a post with a shit ton of our accounts. Honestly, I’m not scared for myself bc I know tumblr won’t do anything and there is no way to prove I am not just role playing, and I have no personal information so no one knows who I am so they can’t send my picture to the police. Just block anti lifters. Best thing you can do. But yeah, sorry I’m getting free shit and sitting free at home while your waisting your money on over priced shit that you could just get for free.

Whoops, you just admitting that you’re not actually roleplaying, and your post has now been archived for when you slip up.

(Ha, what am I saying! We’re roleplaying together! You’re pretending to be a disgusting thief, and I’m pretending to be someone that hates thieves. If you can’t block and report anyone for “roleplaying” being a thief, then you definitely can’t block and report anyone for “roleplaying” pointing out those “roleplaying” thieves! I love this game, so thanks for letting me play!)

Let’s keep the list of “roleplayers” going! (Maybe I might accidentally list someone twice, but I’m visually impaired, so cut me some slack, okay?)

Right. My turn to roleplay again. Hang on, let me think of something. Oh! I’ve got it!

“It literally takes finding one of your lowlife blogs to find the rest of you because you’re like rats hiding together. You’re all scum.”

(Oh, oops! I just realised that you’re trying to keep your blog “low key” OP! My baaaaaaad.)

Get rekt lifters.

BAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha

This is beautiful. @jewishmagpie you’re the best.

I didn’t realize there was an actual community of thieves

Smh 😔

Oh it’s real alright.

Sorry shoplifting Tumblr but I’d rather pay for the stuff I take and not potentially get some retail employee fired, among other things, thanks for the offer, though? I mean I was good paying for my shit since it’s ACTUALLY LESS WORK, even if I did buy my own shit, but I guess it’s a good offer?

Just kidding. I’m paying for my shit until the day I die. Shoplifting goes against every moral I’ve ever acquired and I’m not going against it just so I can get some free stuff.