When you’re sick, just collect germs from people who aren’t to get better
Tag: shitty idea
Cop porn, like pop corn but with a twist
Giving your Tumblr URL to a potential employer
A microwave that locks and won’t open until the inputed time expires
Avoid your period by getting pregnant
Roll your windows down during a car wash, so the inside of your car can be cleaned as well
Amazon Lime… it’s exactly like Amazon except everything you purchase is replaced with a lime
Do meth instead of math
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Hand hurts? Cut it off, it’ll never hurt again
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