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Seductively lick the dentist’s fingers when they’re in your mouth

Reading a book outside in the pouring rain

Heart surgery with a butter knife

Hating on Canadian “milk in a bag”

Honestly I had bagged milk LONG before I knew that was a Canadian stereotype. Long before I really cared about Canada, even. I don’t get why it’s such a big deal when you can get it at gas stations.

And I didn’t see it once when I was in Canada. I’ve seen it in the US more times than would be worth counting. It’s so stupid.

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Out of powdered sugar? Cocaine works just the same!

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Not living in the land of maple syrup and ice

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Share your opinion on the internet

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Go to a college campus and exercise your right to free speech

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Use steel wool to remove your sunburned skin

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Wear rollerblades and hold onto the end of a car to save fuel