shitty idea – ifesbob

Permanent chalk

Wooden planks as skis and PVC pipes for poles

Touching every plant on the trail to make sure it isn’t poison ivy

Try to translate a book full of puns

Sparkling milk

Fall down the stairs to get down faster

Go out for a drive in rush hour to see how bad the traffic is

Automatically open iTunes every time a computer starts

During cold winters, have a zamboni ice the roads so that people can ice skate for free!

Reading a book outside in the pouring rain