starshot82801:

“Boy, where in the world did you even get a bowl and noodles that big?”

“I dunno, Sheriff, it didn’t say the size online! Could you help me get them in the bowl?”

“Alright, but you owe me one.”

“Okay, here we go- Woah!”

“OW!”

“*chuckling* You moron.”

Sheriff (for the headcanon thing)

goldendiie:

Sheriff has these stickers that say ‘junior police,’ on them, and there was a time when he had so fuckin many that he started wasting them on the folks in the town. Meaning, he would catch someone by surprise and slap a sticker on them. And, the stickers were really hard to scrape off, so everyone in Radiator Springs was stuck with a sticker that said ‘junior police,’ for a solid month