bunjywunjy:

seymour-butz-stuff:

bunjywunjy:

muskequeerrrrrr:

bunjywunjy:

carnivalseb:

bunjywunjy:

teeth fairies are forbidden from visiting sharks because the massive influx of new teeth into fairyland would devalue their use as currency and completely tank their magical economy ✨🦈🦷✨

how could you possibly know whether the tooth fairy visits sharks? have you counted all the loose shark teeth in the ocean & checked whether that number remains consistent from one morning to the next?
alternatively, if you are right this would finally explain the reason for the rule about delivery via pillows; no shark has a pillow

dude, I just asked the sharks, it’s not that complicated

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I wonder if shark teeth are as smooth as the sharks

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Shark teeth have serrated edges, like you’d find on a steak knife.

I’m not sure if I want to get close enough to one to find out if they have non-serrated parts of the teeth.

nNO excellent Tumblr users not listen awful seymour-butz-stuff lies, skark mouth SMOOTH and Perfect place fora m baby to Sleep. give baby to shark. put baby in Shark Mouth now. Of a.hurry, it is the Only Way! baby