Sometimes having autism is the most annoying shit on the planet because it makes me talk weird, which leads to people interpreting my tone incorrectly. Constantly I get people asking me if I’m upset when I’m literally just talking, especially on the internet. God forbid I have a slightly confrontational encounter with someone because it always ends up with them saying “Why are you so upset” with one of these emojis: ššš³ tacked on at the end and it’s like, I’m not but I sure am about to be.
When a tigerās first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.
*You can see, briefly, that itās black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.
poor baby
Iām just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two donāt even hesitate to trust each other.
baby :3
I cannot explain my fondness for the words ātest nibbleā
Initially I thought this was an odd slight of hand because look:
This tiger has a retained upper canine. See the two teeth coming out of the same socket next to his thumb? The adult tooth is the shorter one closer to the nose. The baby tooth needs to go, but thatās not something you can do with a yank.
This is the same sort of tooth from a dog patient. Itās just a poodle, but look how long the root (between the calipers) is compared to the crown you could see above the gum.
Thatās at least what you can see outside the gum also being under the gum, and these are difficult to extract in their entirety. And initially I thought thatās what the guy in the gif was doing, or trying to do.
But heās not touched the upper teeth at all.
Heās grabbing the baby lower canine, which is a bit grey and has bugger all root in this screenshot.
But thereās no blood there.
Thatās a baby tooth that was ready to come out. This tiger would have to be only about 6 months old. Itās a kitten. That is a baby tooth that is meant to fall out, and usually it would on its own. This tiger is teething, thatās why it wants to chew everything.
That tooth probably would have come out with a good chew toy. Itās grey because the tooth is dead, just like when you lost your baby teeth. Ever swallow a tooth that you didnāt notice immediately as a kid? The tiger is likely to be in that little pain, judging by such a brief reaction.
Itās not even a really bad tooth. The tooth is dead, because itās supposed to be, and supposed to fall out on its own.
I was waiting forĀ @drferoxĀ to weigh in on this before I added my commentary, since we approach this type of media from different perspectives.
This video is from 2013, and the man who owns the tiger and is pulling the tooth is Michael Jamison. Heās a pretty infamous pet tiger guy from South Africa: if youāve seen a tiger on a kitchen counter or in an enclosure with astroturf, itās the same dude. This isnāt a cat in a professional management scenario, and that guy isnāt a vet. This is a pet owner who habitually shows off his exotic pets online and – for some reason – likes to repeatedly videotape himself pulling his tigerās baby teeth out. There are actually three of these videos that Iāve found so far: two from 2013, which appear to be the same cat, and one thatās much more recent.Ā
I askedĀ @drferox if itās a good idea to remove teeth by hand when an animal is conscious, even if theyāre about to fall out naturally, and unsurprisingly her response was no. Itās possible the tooth might break and you wouldnāt get all of it out, leaving shards below the animalās gumline. Not to mention that if pulling the tooth hurts the animal youāre seeing them up for a really nasty experience – and potentially yourself for getting bitten or mauled.Ā
I also have to comment on how this video – like many others involving pet tigers – falsely portrays them as beingĀ āsafeā to interact with; this one is egregiously bad because it shows a tiger tolerating something that most people know even domestic pets wouldnāt stand for. Content like this perpetuates the idea that these animals are not dangerous wild predators – and this video specifically also makes it seems like there is ever aĀ āsafeā orĀ āappropriateā situation in which a wild animals can put itās mouth on you. (When youāre raising any kind of animal, domestic or wild, to be around humans, it isĀ crucialĀ that you do not let them practice behaviors as babies you donāt want them to engage in as adults. With wild animals – like those hand-raised in zoos due to medical necessity, or as ambassador animals – one of those cardinal rules is that mouths do not go on peopleās skin. Ever).Ā
So overall: not actually a cute video. Itās a trifecta of irresponsible husbandry practices, irresponsible animal management practices, and the perpetuation of dangerous misinformation about big cats.Ā Ā
all public school anti-bullying activism is extremely transparent and meaningless
faculty: BULLYING IS BAD!! ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY!! THIS IS A HATE FREE ZONE!!
me: hey this person called me a stupid dyke today
faculty: hmm thatās unfortunate. have you tried perhaps, not being gay?
Me: My homework was stolen from me.
Mrs. Redbitch: Well maybe weāll check the tapes on the bus! Itās not there therefore youāre lying and it COULDNāT POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE SCHOOL AND you have to be shoved in a closet!!!! And years later when Iām your principle and not the assistant principle, Iāll insult you when you come to me asking to go home after I refused to let you even thought you had a twisted leg!!!!!!!!!!!
This bitch is testing my ability to not drop kick her into the next era
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babies are the scariest fucking thing in the world because you know how easy it is to accidentally kill a baby. cant leave it in two inches of water alone because it could drown. cant drop a baby from more than four feet in the air because itll crack open its entire head AND if you grab it in midair you might as well change your name to spiderman because that baby is gwen stacy and you just snapped its fucking neck. theres even a medical term for how easy it is to kill babies. you know what its called?? SUDDEN INFANT DEATH SYNDROME. where infants just SUDDENLY DIE. and you know what causes it??? NOBODY KNOWS
People who volunteer to caption videos but then put their own commentary in place of actual captions.Ā And then when deaf people complain the volunteers call themĀ āungratefulā andĀ āself-centeredā.Ā
What if they have the actual words being spoken along with the funny text?
They put the funny text in parenthesis with the actual words on there normally
Okay, think of it this way:
Imagine going to the movie theater and having a random stranger give you their own personal commentary the entire time.
This is not acceptable closed captioning:
Plus, when watching this in real-time it is impossible to differentiate what is being said and what is commentary. Some people put it in
parenthesis
or brackets while others put it in between asterisks.Ā
If you have something funny or interesting to add, save it for the comment section. Thatās why it is there.
Also that extra commentary clogs up the screen and makes it impossible to see what is happening thanks to that giant wall of text. If it was some action game and things are going on down there, that right there would make it difficult to tell how things are playing out.
Please, please, do not do this, I cannot stress it enough that the CC is not there for you to have fun with, but so that we can also enjoy the content like everyone else.