markv5:

Каждый имеет право на образование

I once witnessed a girl in my graphic design class take a copic marker, press the chiseled end as hard as she could and just scrape it across the paper as it made a horrible screeching sound. And she did that until the marker started to dry out.

saltybuddy:

iicraft505:

On today’s episode of “you don’t need to spray your entire cologne bottle”, please remember that it is not, in fact, air freshener.

Also , AXE ISNT A CANNED SHOWER YOU STINKY FUCKS

It also, contrary to popular belief, does NOT mask your weed smell, it just makes the smell of both WORSE.

iicraft505:

On today’s episode of “you don’t need to spray your entire cologne bottle”, please remember that it is not, in fact, air freshener.

bpd-issues:

Since it’s finals season here’s to the people that:

– try and get D’s and F’s still
– failed a class or classes this semester
– didn’t get into the college they wanted
– struggle with learning disabilities
– couldn’t get scholarships due to a low gpa
– have mental illnesses that zap their motivation to do anything else besides make it through the day
– have to take summer school
– weren’t able to graduate

You are not an idiot. You do have worth. And you CAN still go places in life. Your report card does not define your worth as a person.

Take care 💛

captainimprobable:

High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you if some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning students

Overheard in Computers Class

publicschoolstories:

Kid 1: *Coming back in the classroom* The water in the water fountain tastes like fish.

Kid 2: I wish it tasted like chicken.

Kid 3: I wish it tasted like actual water.

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

college is just as ridiculous as everyone thinks it is

last term i was 35 minutes into the first day of a roman society class and there was this dude eating burritos in the third row, and the prof asked him a question and the dude just went “i would love to answer, but it just occured to me this is NOT honours environmental economics” and stood up and left

guy:

smurflewis:

imguiltyofthis:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…