dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

the-tin-dog:

perissologist:

mysterymanbob:

friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan

…this is some greek tragedy level shit

Onetime my computer downloaded a virus antivirus program, and to get rid of it I downloaded a second one off the internet cause I was young and dumb. Long story short my computer froze for a month and finally boots back up and I found out that the two virus programs had actually killed each other in a sort of computer virus hunger games.

patricianus-maximus:

memethentik:

lonelystiles:

im like 95% memes and 5% sadness 

i’m 65% oxygen 18% carbon 10% hydrogen 3% nitrogen 1.5% calcium 1% phosphorus 0.4% potassium 0.3% sulfur 0.2% sodium 0.2% chlorine 0.1% magnesium and 1% of other components

I’m 10%, luck 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

jovano-jovanke:

crazypenguin159:

katzedecimal:

fireandshellamari:

aenramsden:

porygons:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

copperbadge:

crowley-for-king:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.” 

“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”

My heart wtf

Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.

POV Fantasy slice of life book when?

“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”

“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”

SHOOK