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NBC is trying to fuck me up.
This gave me chills.
Oh shit, I wasn’t ready.
My heart beat was so loud while watching this.
You’re asexual? But…
“but sex is what makes us human!”
in 1916 a French officer in his twenties writes his
doctoral dissertation under
heavy mortar fire.
he sends it by mail, a page
at a time, to his wife.
a week before he’s to step up to the podium and
defend his work rather than hiscountry
he is killed in action.
even as the bullets rip
through him he still wishes he could have become a professor
in French literature and
the university awards him a posthumous Ph.D.
sex is
a woman breaks down in tears on the phone because
a week is not enough time to
get over a breakup.
her sister drives an hour across town,
comes up the front steps with
a gallon of ice cream and somebeer
and together they eat moose tracks and marathon
every
single
Godzilla movie
ever made.
sex is
she’s late for work but her car isn’t
starting and even through her coat and hat she’s cold.
she knows she can’t be late again because she’s missed
one time too many already because her
father’s nurse was sick with the flu and someone
needed to help him bathe.
the clock ticks past fifteen after and she hits
the wheel like it’s a heavy bag as though that will help
steps on the gas like the car will go
and wonders how she will pay rent
and how she will feed her father.
sex is
it takes three people to hold the predator down because
even with the cover over his head
a bleeding eye and shattered wing
he is trying to hurt them.
none of them have seen this bird before in their lives but
they bandage his wing and head and give him a painkiller and
put him in a warm place to sleep and heal because
it is right.
at first he is paralyzed and cannot
fly but soon he is taking steps
and then fluttering, and then soaring, and
six months later he is whole and healed and hunting.
once he is gone they never see him again
which means they’ve done their jobs right.
sex is
in 1969 a girl watches grey-and-white footage on her parents’ tiny
television andcan’t quite believe that what she is seeing is not a movie set but
another planet.
the men on the screen look a little like
aliens with bulbous heads and no faces and fat
marshmallow arms
but they are still men.
her mother puffs on a cigarette behind her and declares that
this is progress
even if it was just a small step.
the girl grows up to be not an astronaut but a secretary
and her boss calls her ‘sweetheart’.
but sex is
a boy is taught that real men don’t cry so
he doesn’t.
when his best friend dies from a self-inflicted
gunshot wound, he locks himself
in the shower every day and sobs under scalding
water until it runs cold
so nobody will see him grieving
so nobody will see that tears are just love that
has no place left to go.
he learns to dull love rather than suppress its expression and
soon the owner of the liquor store knows him by name.
three DUIs, two evictions, and twelve steps later,
he is feeding people at a homeless shelter,
and telling them it’s all right to cry.
Sex is
the broken man tells the comedian
that he didn’t mean to step in front of the car but the rain
made it hard to see.
he seems okay but his leg
does not.
the comedian clutches a grubby receipt with the driver’s
plate number scrawled on the back
in pink pen, stands out in the rain so the broken man
can have his umbrella,
and gives him the comedy routine that ruined his career
so the man doesn’t think about the pain in his leg.
once he’s out of the hospital, the fixed man sends him a thank-you card
with kittens on it.
what makes us human
yawning is contagious,
and there is a species of bird whose young we call “pufflings”.
melodic collections of sound, spaced by silence,
can move us to tears.
the tallest building in the world is
two-thousand seven-hundred and seventeen feet tall.
in less than eighty years we went from our first powered flight
to touching the moon,
and in one-hundred from the first phone call
to instantaneous connection between thinking machines of our own
creation.we make pies out of tree organs
and let cow’s milk ferment until it hardens and then
we put them together, because apple pie with cheddar cheese is
delicious.what makes us human is
the earliest
fossils of anatomically modern humans aretwo-hundred
thousand years old .we have had
pet dogsfor sixteen-thousand
of those years, longerthan corn
or the
wheel.the steps we
take are part ofone of the
most energy-efficient gaits theanimal
kingdom has ever seen.we invented
the concepts of loveand hate
and justice,
and mercyand we
invented the language to convey them.we sharpened
rocks, then metal, to convince other peoplewho don’t
hold the same idea of those things as we dobecause we
thinkit’s right.
we are two
hundred millennia of love and disappointment andsorrow and
innovation andmercy and kindness
and dreamsand failure
and
recovery.but sex is what makes us human.
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I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:
Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin.
Here is a page of medieval weapons.
Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.
Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.
Here are some gemstones.
Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on.
Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.
Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised.
Here is every religion in the world.
Here is every language in the world.
Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.
Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.
Here are poisonous plants.
Here are plants in general.
Feel free to add more to this!
An exceedingly useful list of lists for writers.
there’s a website that mashes soundclips of obama together to say whatever you type in
OKAY BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY STUNNING.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
That last fatal scream tho
IT IS BACK ON MY DASH
THIS POST NEVER DIES
WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
hey, hi, hello! this is my first self help masterpost which i made bc i was supposed to me studying bc who cares if i fail my exams ur mental nd physical well being is worth more and if you see this then ur worth everything and i love you a lot and hope this masterpost helps you find your way ❤
dealing with depression and feeling suicidal
- imalive
- mental health chat rooms
- the thoughts room
- the dawn room
- the comfort spot
- it will be okay
- 7 cups of tea [vent site]
- make everything okay
- blahtherapy
- emergency compliment
- tempted to quit antidepressants?
- the best things in life that are free
- reasons to stay alive
- dealing with depression
- steps for beating depression
- reasons not to commit suicide
- things to love about life
- adjusting your life for recovery
- crisischat
- changing your life
- gives me hope
- kittencam
- puppycam
- omfgdogs
- cat training
- natural treatment for depression
dealing with self harm
- basic care for open wounds and burns
- self harm safety
- caring for self harm wounds
- caring for cuts
- caring for burns
- fading and covering scars
- stopping self harm
- 20 reasons to give up self harm
- more reasons to stop self harming [bottom of page]
- deciding to stop self-injury
- self harm information booklet
- limiting the damage of self harm
- fataltotheflesh *trigger warning: cutting*
- alternatives to self harm
- more alternatives
- 146 things to do besides self harm
- 25 alternatives to self harm
- make a happy box
dealing with loneliness and break-ups
- the nicest place on the internet
- brownie in a mug recipe
- comfort food recipes
- movie masterposts
- 7 reasons why it’s okay if you’ve never been in a relationship
- getting over a break up
- 6 healthy ways to get over a break up
- when you’re the only one not in a relationship
- perks of being single
- scientifically proven perks of being single
- more perks for singles
- is your friend dating your ex?
- more ideas to help with loneliness
- things to do when you feel lonely
- things you can do when you’re lonely
- dealing with loneliness
- making friends
- becoming a magnet for friends
- how to cope when you feel left out by friends
dealing with anxiety and stress
- more calming sounds
- draw with sand
- stress relievers
- the quiet place
- treatment and care for anxiety
- dealing with panic attacks
- overcoming panic attacks
- progressive muscle relaxation
- anxiety relief
- overcoming ocd
- calm pictures for anxiety gif masterpost
- things you need to know to overcome ocd
- stress relief games
- rain sounds
- nature sounds
- effective anxiety breathing exercises
- ocean soundscoffee sounds
- 90 seconds relaxation exercise
- draw with silk
- rainy day simulator
- create a forest
dealing with bipolar disorder/ manic depression
- helping your loved one through a manic episode
- helping a loved one with bipolar disorder
- dealing with bipolar mania: help for caregivers
- 7 ways to deal with a manic depressive person
- dealing effectively with depression and manic depression
- simple tricks to deal with anxiety and mania
- 5 tips for coping with mania
- coping skills for bipolar disorder
- 50 natural ways to manage and cope with bipolar disorder
- 10 small steps you can take to improve bipolar disorder
dealing with hallucinations and schizophrenia
- helping a person with schizophrenia
- treatment and recovery for schizophrenia
- 60 methods for coping with hallucinations
- helping someone cope with hallucinations
- coping with schizophrenic hallucinations and delusions
- 5 ways to quiet auditory hallucinations
- a practical guide to cope with hearing voices
- helping people who hear voices
- strategies for coping with distressing voices
dealing with eating disorders
- dangers of diet pills and laxatives
- dangers of laxative abuse
- physical effects of an eating disorder
- recovery toolbox
- why do we need to eat?
- why you should eat often & strategies
- reality of anorexia and bulimia
- recovering from an eating disorder
- recovery and relapse prevention
- dangers of purging
- milestones in recovery
- understanding recovery
- making a recovery meal plan
- what to do when you feel fat
dealing with anger
- click rocks
- bouncy balls
- wobble *trigger warning: water*
- play with pentagons
- pixie dust!!
- managing anger
- controlling anger
- dealing with anger and impulsivity
- dealing with criticism
- gruntle.me
dealing with insomnia/sleep deprivation
- what time should i sleep?
- calculating the perfect bedtime + sleep efficiency
- 42 simple tips to deal with insomnia
- tips to beat insomnia
- 11 ways to get to sleep and stay asleep
- trick yourself into dozing off
- natural remedies to help sleep
- natural remedies for sleep apnea
- restoring restful sleep
- how to make yourself so tired that you’ll fall asleep
- steps to recovering from insomnia
- recover after a sleepless night
- fix snoring
- how to pull an all nighter and do well in an exam
- benefits of sleep
- why sleep is important
lgbtq+
- masterpost on just about everything about this
- lgbtq+ everything masterpost
- how to make a chest binder
- how to wear a chest binder + faq
- how to hide a pad if you wear boxers
pre-T trans men who want to deepen their voices
- lgbtq+ novels
dealing with sexual assault and abuse
- uk helplines for male survivors
- uk male survivors
- when a man is raped (includes how to help victims)
- helping a friend or family member who was a victim
- coping with the after-effects of sexual assault
- coping with rape
- coping with acquaintance rape
- coping with rape-related ptsd
- dealing with rape
- understanding and helping male survivors
- survivors chat
dealing with domestic violence and abuse
- steps to take if you are a victim of family abuse
- safe house
- napless shelter for women and children
- ywca women’s shelter
- domestic violence and criminal harassment unit of the vancouver police department
- canadian bar association- family violence
- vancouver coastal health services
- victims info
- domestic violence help
- ywca domestic violence help
- domestic abuse services
- domestic violence resources
hotlines
uk
- women’s aid: 0808 2000 247
- mankind: http://www.mankind.org.uk/
australia
- women’s domestic violence helpline: telephone (08) 9223 1188 free call 1800 007 339
- men’s domestic violence helpline: telephone (08) 9223 1199 free call 1800 000 599
- 1800respect: 1800 737 732
- http://www.violencefreefamilies.org.au/help_lines
worldwide
usa
- crisis hotline: 1-888-7helpline
- americans overseas domestic violence crisis center: 866-uswomen
- childhelp national child abuse hotline: 1-800-4-a-child
- http://www.thehotline.org/
canada
- childhelp national child abuse hotline: 1-800-4-a-child
- assaulted women’s helpline: gta 416.863.0511 toll free 1.866.863.0511 tty 416.364.8762 toll free tty 1.866.863.7868 mobile #safe(#7233)
- http://www.hotpeachpages.net/canada/canada1.html
learning to love yourself and be happy
- 21 tips to release self-neglect
- 9 ways to love yourself
- loving yourself
- let yourself be happier than you think you deserve
- who to fall in love with first
- 7 reasons to shamelessly love yourself
- 5 ways to love your body
- 17 reasons to love your body just the way it is
- 20 ways to love your body
- learning to love your body in 4 steps
- do i deserve to be happy?
- 100 reasons to be happy
- 300 reasons to be happy
hard day?
- tips to relax
- learn how to relax and sleep like a baby
- 14 ways to live a more relaxing life
- 40 ways to relax in 5 minutes
- virtual piano
- spot the difference
- internet explorer 6
- falling falling
- staggering beauty *epilepsy warning*
- heeeeey
- 20 ways to relax and unwind
- jukebox time machine
- read any book
- colour quiz
- useless web
- pointless sites
- build a squid
- mario sequencer
- seaquence
dealing with substance abuse
- 11 ways to handle substance abuse
- how to quit smoking
- how to beat drug addiction
- the best way to quit using drugs
- ways to end drug addiction
- how to help a friend quit drugs
- caring for someone with a drug problem
- alternatives to alcohol
- alternatives to drinking
- alcoholism-solutions
- alcohol abuse treatment and self-help
- how to stop drinking alcoholhealth effects of alcohol
- alternatives to drugs and alcohol for solving our problems
- healthy alternatives to smoking
- 10 tips to quitting smoking
- 10 unusual quit-smoking tips
- tips to help you stop smoking
- quitting methods and what to expect- smoking
- overcoming drug addiction
helplines
- us: national drug information treatment and referral hotline: 1-800-662-help (4357)
- us: alcohol abuse and crisis intervention: 1-800-234-0246
- us: national cocaine hotline: 1-800-cocaine (262-2463)
- us: al-anon/alateen hotline (for friends and family) 1-800-344-2666
- uk: drinkline: nat’l. alcoholism helpline: 0800 917 8282
- nz: alcohol / drug helpline: 0800 787 797
- aus: alcohol & other drugs information service (adis): freecall 1800 131 350
- australian helplines
- more helplines








