Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:

the-art-of-arguing:

arcaneloquence:

  • As the prophecy foretold.
  • But at what cost?
  • So let it be written; so let it be done.
  • So…it has come to this.
  • That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.
  • Is this why fate brought us together?
  • And thus, I die.
  • …just like in my dream…
  • Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.
  • There is no escape from destiny.
  • Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.
  • In this economy?
  • …and then the wolves came.

Them: Why did you lie to me?
Me: in this economy?

Them: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: as the prophecy foretold

Them: who are you?
Me: and the wolves came

Them: my name is Joe
Me: and thus, I die

subbanging:

ive been informed that epitome is pronounced “a-pit-toe-me” and not “ep-ti-mum” which is the way ive been pronouncing it all my life smdh

Same but I figured it out a few weeks ago and I was pronouncing it “ep-i-tome”

sublime:

justtido:

tinasburger:

sale:

sublime:

so by the way, you all should know that if you need financial help, you can earn rewards like paypal gift cards or amazon gift cards to treat yo self by completing quick and easy surveys online (yes it was a parks and rec reference ty very much)

y’all never shut up about this but I gotta admit it’s not bad. It has some flaws, like you have to confirm your email, but it’s worth trying

my full-time job pays the rent, but doing this while watching netflix gives me the extra easy cash and I fucking love it

I tried so many survey sites and this is one of the easiest, bless

I got a few messages about this site not being available in some countries or not giving them surveys so I changed the link to a new, safer one that works in more countries!