people think android sucks because they don’t realize android is an OS and not a brand like Apple.. there are both good and bad androids but there’s only one way to get a phone with iOS and that’s by buying and iPhone. I can get many different androids for many different prices 🙂

mellarkish:

android users: this is the galaxy teet-sucker 14 it has an LED display and 605 years of battery life on one charge. it runs on fossil fuels and can actually fuck your wife. its modern innovation at its finest

iphone users: sometimes when i charge my phone the battery percentage goes backwards

big-sugar:

kinghispaniola:

cudi-gambino:

imrubio:

kinghispaniola:

Y’all: iPhone X is the best phone, Apple makes better product than Samsung

Apple: so yeah we’re not actually that good actually we pay Samsung for some of their parts

Samsung: yeah guys that’s true , but we all hope you Apple maniacs go out there and buy the iPhone x cause we make 110$ off every iPhone.

Didn’t know

Receipts.

The android Apple discourse is truly getting interesting

ad-hominem-sappies:

goose-juggler:

melonmemes:

No please

https://www.forbes.com/sites/gordonkelly/2017/10/31/samsung-galaxy-s9-new-galaxy-specs-camera-design-galaxy-note/#28e9b29f51b0

IceUniverse – which is Chinese leaker of tech out of Asia – and has been spot on in the past…says Samsung is KEEPING the headphone jack. 

And dual rear cameras and 1.2gbps CAT LTE router speeds.

Ohhhh thank god

Tbh that picture is also kind of shady. It looks way too pixelated to be real.

iicraft505:

I guess I’m switching to google then since they’re the only company that hasn’t gone off the deep end in regards to phones yet

Nevermind. Can phone companies learn from other phone company’s shortcomings or is that too much to ask. Nobody wants a phone without a headphone jack, they’re just going to use an adaptor. Stop it. Nobody wants this.