Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.
Oppy says if you believe in yourself and keep trying, you too can overcome the things in your way. Even the 50lbs of solid wood, stainless steel and cast iron that supposedly has its wheels locked. You just gotta use your head and come at it from the right angle.
Now. Time to murder the elf.
P.Sure you should change her name too Spirit after all this.
If we ever get another one (like one of the mop ones or something) we’ll call that one Spiri. In the meantime Oppy’s full name has been updated to Oppy “Stabby” Notaroomba
holy shit you could put a harness on that thing and use her to pull a dogsled
Concept: an indestructible magic robot who habitually eats stuff from those “deadly things that look delicious” memes – just slurping down orange-hot molten glass and such – and will not shut up about how much their human companions are missing out, like “wow, this is delicious, you guys should totally try… oh, right.”
“Oh man, it just tastes so… oh, I guess there wouldn’t be a word for it in _english_. We’d call it <incomprehensible binary blurt>.” just radiating an aura of smug satisfaction.
The five flavors are Sweet, Sour, Spicy, *Dial Up Screech*, and Acceptance.
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